I really ought to sleep, but you know how it is when you’re in the middle of something and you just want to FINISH IT.
I was working on updating my ‘About’ page, which is basically just a chance to tell the world a little bit about me. Or for lazy people to read without catching up on the thousands of blog entries that I will eventually write. Or those voyeuristic types that are watch and learn, but don’t want to be seen.
I bashed that page out in about 30 minutes, and then I had this hair-brained idea to whack a bunch of photos of me into a single block — a collage, if you will — of photographic loveliness (you can click it if you want to see it in more detail… I’m not sure why you would want to, but the possibility is there if you so desire):
[singlepic=70,,600,,center]I appreciate that some of the pictures aren’t aligned perfectly, and there are some jagged edges, and it could’ve been a whole lot better arranged… but right now it’s 4am, I’ve been up 18 hours, so it’ll just have to do!
Just before I sleep, I want to share this cute little link with you, as it’s rather fitting, after publishing the Australian penis monologue. In Australia, a man has recently been caught… smuggling pigeons into the country. It’s another case where I kind of wish I was making it up; but it is sadly not so. This guy shoved two poor pidgeons into padded envelopes and then slid them into a pair of tights, which he was wearing under his normal clothing.
But get this, the tale gets even more weird: custom officials also seized two eggs, some seeds and an ‘undeclared aubergine’. Holy shit, this guy is a not only a danger to himself but to all man kind!
andhari
Feb 5, 2009
I should never open this post while eating breakfast and see that legs. Yikes!
Sarcastically Bitter
Feb 5, 2009
I never even noticed the pictures weren’t aligned! I think it looks great.
Why would anyone smuggle pigeons? I HATE pigeons. They crap all over my balcony. Evil birds.
Sarcastically Bitter
Feb 5, 2009
Oh and I like the pic with the floppy hair over the eye. Very smouldering. haha
sebastian
Feb 5, 2009
Hah… that’s the first self-portrait that I have, which I took for the front-cover of a project at college. Notice it’s the only picture without a beard…
Sorry about the legs, Andhari. But really, think about the poor pigeons, not the legs!
Jossie Posie
Feb 5, 2009
Those are some very interesting photos of you. It captures the multiple personalities of Sebastian.
sebastian
Feb 5, 2009
No one’s even mentioned that I’m wearing a tutu in one of the pictures.
Jossie Posie
Feb 5, 2009
Is there really a need to mention it…It was the first thing I noticed but you know, perfectly normal.
sebastian
Feb 5, 2009
I was just and about, prancing around, going to get some groceries, waving my magic wand… you know, every day kind of stuff.
Sarcastically Bitter
Feb 5, 2009
Haha maybe that’s why I like that one-clean shaven.
Renee
Feb 5, 2009
I feel sorry for those pigeons. But why pigeons? And damn those legs are hairy. *shudder*
sebastian
Feb 5, 2009
I really have no idea why pigeons. And why eggs. And why an aubergine.
WHY?