Good Day readers! This is Floreta from The Solitary Panda, taking over Seb’s blog for the day.
When Seb asked me via Twitter (shameless plug: @solitarypanda) to write a poem about him once I had reached 100 followers, I knew that I owed him one! What better way to share with you a poem about the man himself than through his blog?
The following is a vlog performance of the poem entitled “An Ode to Seb”.
[Make sure you are seated comfortably, and remove any tight clothing... -S] [vimeo]http://vimeo.com/4382364[/vimeo] [The complete text follows, for any historians that might be recording this fateful day, Sebastian immortalised in song... and dance) -S]An Ode to Seb
[If you like her poetry (or her flair), go and read more at her blog! Or go and listen to my dramatic readings of her poems! -S]When I laid my eyes
Upon that Mythical
Beast
Half beard I saw
the Walrus
Yes, the Walrus was Paul
But damn if he
Didn’t look like a Beatle
With his moptop-ish
Long hair
And big
Brown eyes
Staring back at me like
Paul or maybe
George or
Paul and George all rolled into one!
(I’d totally do Paul and George in one!)
The Fab Seb
Making geek girls scream for
More
In his Space Shuttle
Galactica style
A little healthy
Dose of
Exhibition
Never hurt anyone
I mean
I need a Geek
That can help me
Fix my computer parts
And know how to
Take control
Of my video game
When I can’t beat the boss!
I need a Geek
Who can take pictures of
Mother Nature and then
Mother Nature personified
In actual Female Form
I need a Geek
Who can talk quantum physics and the
Pythagorean Theorem
And then demonstrate
Real world application
Menage-a-trois style
I need a Geek
Who can wrestle me for the remote
And then not even care about the remote
Because I’m so hot he can’t
Dare resist my
Horizontal moves
I mean DAMN
I’m horny
And I’m taking it out
On this poem
An Ode to Seb
I mean
I need a Geek
Who can c0de my template
With sexy syntax scintillating me
Serendipitous sardines
In a Sea of
Bumble Bee Tuna
There are bigger fish
The Fab Seb
Ambles
Apr 29, 2009
Hmmm… I think she may like you…
Cute dance, Flor! And the double entendres were pretty amazing as well!
Chown Town
Apr 29, 2009
Absolute Genius. Loved it – made me laugh SO much!
Am now off to follow The Solitary Panda blog.
Kali
Apr 29, 2009
My idea went into the poem! BASTIAN!
Like you would ever have thought of that yourself.
Jo
Apr 29, 2009
AMAZING!!!
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
Double entendres? I didn’t notice any… I thought she was just talking about code… and game controllers… You mean… she was being NAUGHTY?
Like I would never have thought about an epic poem about myself that would forever echo down throughout the ages, Kali? I think you underestimate me
shuping
Apr 29, 2009
she’s cute! lucky seb!
floreta
Apr 29, 2009
Ambles – yes the double entendres were funn
Chown Town – yay! i was going for funny, not serious ;P
Kali – what idea was yours?? And yes, it was Seb’s idea to write a poem about him, or geeks so I went with it.
Jo – thanks
Seb – hahahaha i’m always naughty.
Sweet Talking Guy..
Apr 29, 2009
Yeah, dead good! this could be the future of poetry blogging!
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
You just liked the shimmying, Sweet Talker, admit it!
I bet if I asked you what the poem was about, you wouldn’t be able to tell me…
I have a way with Asians, right Shuping?
Retromus-ik
Apr 29, 2009
LOL, nice. You’re quite the funny one, floreta!
Kali
Apr 29, 2009
Sex in a Galactica shuttle/viper was my geek fantasy which Bastian shamelessly adopted.
Tch.
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
Are you ever going to let it go, or are you going to grow into some kind of bitter old cat lady that demands royalties?
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
It’s just occurred to me… you want to have sex with me in a Viper! I should’ve picked up on the signs weeks ago…
floreta
Apr 29, 2009
sweettalker – yeah, the future of poetry blogging! that would be cool. i like being a trendsetter
Retromus – yay thanks!!
Kali – ah, I missed that.
Seb – Are you delusional?
LiLu
Apr 29, 2009
You are SUCH a better dancer than me.
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
When she talks about going to ‘martial arts’ every week, she’s actually been going to ‘burlesque and belly-dancing’ lessons.
floreta
Apr 29, 2009
Lilu – haha, it’s nothing much ;P
Seb – haha yeah, well.. i’ve already taken such classes so..
and martial arts is dance-like!
Hannah
Apr 29, 2009
That was pretty fabulous! and totally clever!
the girl in stiletto
Apr 29, 2009
wahahahahaha SEB how can you not read between the lines?
(no offence floreta, just trying to tease our mr seb here) 
“code my template” seb?
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
What can I say… I’m just too damn innocent!
Coding is… coding!
Buttons on a controller are… BUTTONS ON A CONTROLLER!
the girl in stiletto
Apr 29, 2009
or is it? does “coding” really means coding? does “buttons on a controller” are buttons on a controller? sleep on it, seb… eat on it… & shower on it. ngah ha ha. i presume shower time will take longer than it usually is? wahahahaha *evil*
floreta
Apr 29, 2009
hahhaha too hilarious.
love me some double entendre!
Muppet
Apr 29, 2009
Oh my G-d Floreta I fucking love you.
And your hat.
And Happy Birthday!
who do I have to screw around here to get a poem? Or just a half-shimmy?
Wait a second. Going to have to figure out if it’s possible to half shimmy.
Nope. The other one jiggles too.
sebastian
Apr 29, 2009
Was that screwing question rhetorical?
Eleni
Apr 30, 2009
That’s hilarious! Floreta, you’re brilliant.
Jossie Posie
May 1, 2009
Aww I loved it. It really did Seb justice. Double entendres and all