Avast ye scoundrels, avast! (just a teaser)
I need to spread things out as I have a lot of things happening here on the blog this week… so I’m just going to give you a little teaser of the Will Turner cosplay from tonight. Please note the lengths I went to: the beard is almost perfect! I even adapted one of my sister’s belt as a bandolier…
Wow, have I really just become a cosplayer? Next up, me dressed up as Pokémon…

Related posts:
- The Pirate Special
- For those dual-beard naysayers…
- The Riker Beard — To go boldly, where very few men have gone before…




Sexy!
April 26th, 2009 at 10:53 pmI cannot lie. You look like a cross between Phillip Oakey (Human League) and Marc Almond from Soft Cell. With elements of a young Nicky Wire. There is a lot of pout occuring.
April 26th, 2009 at 10:57 pmWell, I did one pouting, one without… for variety!
Wait until you see the ones with my finely-honed blade…
April 26th, 2009 at 10:58 pm….Yum….
April 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pmHave you heard of Cary Brothers? You might be his doppelganger…
http://www.showclix.com/event_pictures/Cary_Brothers.jpg
April 27th, 2009 at 2:17 amWho’s William Turner?
April 27th, 2009 at 2:19 amFrickin’ Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean!
He was also a very famous painter, but… in this case, I’m talking about the gentleman that becomes a pirate, under Johnny Depp’s guidance…!
April 27th, 2009 at 2:23 amOoh, just clicked it, Teresa.
His actual last name is ‘Brothers’? That’s unfortunate… we do look rather similar though!
April 27th, 2009 at 2:24 amYeah, he’s a musician and for the longest time I thought he was in a band called The Cary Brothers…but, no. Check him out, he’s really good! I like the picture you have as your little icon/gravatar thing. You have a halo in that one. Hah
April 27th, 2009 at 2:42 amwow nice eyes!
April 27th, 2009 at 3:19 amIt looks like you are wearing eyeliner and yet it is still strangely hot, in a “that totally shouldn’t be hot way”
April 27th, 2009 at 3:38 amI thought you’re turning into George michael.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:25 amYou look hot…. but you’re no Orlando….sorry…
April 27th, 2009 at 9:52 amcan i play elizabeth swann? please… pretty please…. hwa hwa hwa…ahahah.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:05 pmI thought boy-in-eyeliner was automatically hot, Jossie?! You make it sound like I should be ashamed of a little girly make-up… I would’ve thought you of all people would appreciate a little manly campness
If you have the jaw, Stiletto, or if you look like a thirteen year old boy… you got the part! Send me your portfolio.
I need to dig up an older photo from when I was about 19 — I was in the same waistcoat, but with a rapier, and looking very young and cute. Very non-George Michael…
Orlando and I both have very little testosterone, Pink. But he is prettier, I admit *pouts*
April 27th, 2009 at 1:10 pmYou may well be a better actor than him though, for all his pretty, he’s shite at that.
I think I’d prefer me a bit of Jack Sparrow…
April 27th, 2009 at 1:12 pmI did Jack once, though I didn’t have the dreadlocks, which you really need to pull it off. You also have to be kind of… stumpy and swarthy, which I’m not very good at, being all tall and stuff.
AND you need a lot of make-up and a great costume…
I can do the weird accent thing he has going on though!
April 27th, 2009 at 1:14 pmAlso, it kinda looks like you have a monobrow… it’s freaking me out.
If I’m honest, I’d have both of them….but Bloom would have to keep his mouth shut.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:16 pmWell I do have a bit of a monobrow. Not a huge one, but… a normal one for someone with hair as dark as mine. I shaved/plucked it once, but it just grew back even worse, so I just let it go. Don’t let it freak you out though… that’s a bit… two-dimensional…
April 27th, 2009 at 1:19 pmPlease please please for the love of all things pretty… PLUCK IT. Every day if you have to
April 27th, 2009 at 1:21 pmSexy!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:31 pmVery handsome!
April 27th, 2009 at 5:11 pmI love the painter Turner, but I know him by JMW Turner. I’ve never really seen any of the Pirate movies.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:33 pm