(I submit this report to you, loyal reader, while I am still at the LAN. I may yet not make it back home — 2 a hour drive separates me from my usual abode. A 2 hour drive in a car full of dribbling and slavering sleep-deprived goons. Hopefully, service will continue as normal tomorrow!)
Kali
Apr 13, 2009
Gross.
GROSS.
Ambles
Apr 13, 2009
Haha – amazing.
You MUST be tired… you said “I promised his mother I would return him safely to his mother.” Cute.
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
Oops
Eric
Apr 13, 2009
Mind bullets?! What is the secret of your power?
cari
Apr 13, 2009
oh funny.
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
I’m kinda wondering what YOU’VE done to make him think you’re a girl…hmmm
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
Possibly one of my favourite albums EVER, Eric. Well, at least the first half… and the last couple of songs. My friend and I do a good rendition of City Hall…
I’m a little camp, Hannah, if you hadn’t noticed. I keep the beard and my unkempt, long body hair just to confuse people.
But I’m straight. I think.
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
“long body hair”…do you weave beads into it too? cause that would be awesome
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
I have been known to braid my leg hair on occasion.
Beads are for Caribbean afro-wielding black men, no? Or can I pull them off too?
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
bedazzling is for everyone. I can totally help you out with that if you want…I think I have a few unicorn shaped ones too…so hot.
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
Unicorn… beads…?
Go take a photo and show me what they look like. Preferably, in your own, braided merkin.
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
because pictures of my cookie is exactly what I want circulating the internet, bedazzled or not – also, I do not have a merkin of any kind, let alone a braided one (and yes I had to look up what that was).
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
(Most people don’t believe that they exist, after I introduce them to the word…)
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
I think I heard about them in history class once…or maybe it was english class…I dunno, but once I looked it up I was like, “oh! why didn’t he just say cookie-wig? cause that I totally would have understood”. but I looked it up on the OED and I figure if they recognize it then it must be real…btw, I’ve noticed that you have a lot of obscure knowledge.
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
I love the fact that, once upon a time, pubic hair was the fashion. You’d be considered a hussy, a courtesan, a woman of ill-repute if you had no ‘cookie hair’ (seriously, get a better euphemism…)
So, if you had lice or some other condition that required the removal of the hair, you picked up a merkin so that your husband didn’t throw you out of bed…
How things change!
Blame my awfully inquisitive nature
Hannah
Apr 13, 2009
there is no other euphemism that I’ve heard that I like. deal with it…or think of a better one for me.
but yes…and today if you have anything you’re looked at like a mutant…or a 70s porn star. good thing I work at a spa and get a discount. maintenance is expensive – that was prolly TMI. sorry bout that.
sebastian
Apr 13, 2009
No problem, cookie.
Hannah
Apr 14, 2009
are you meaning “cookie” in the way that I mean “cookie” or in a cute-pat-on-the-head kind of a way?…I’m hoping for option two…I might be offended by option 1…
sebastian
Apr 14, 2009
Cookie, in a cute-pat-on-the-head kind of way.
(I wish humour was easier to do on the Internet, but… I’ll just have to pray you ‘get it’)