My guest post is up, over on Andhari’s blog. Andhari, the Insominac Lolita, DJ MASTER NDEESASTER.
Don’t judge me. If you’re a girl, you might like it. And if you’re a girl that looks/feels like a younger Lindsay Lohan, please contact me. We have some things to discuss.
pinkjellybaby
Apr 6, 2009
I’m disappointed Mr Seb, really I am.
What happened to liking a ‘real’ girl? You’re all long legs and hot body. For shame…
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
Huh!
Britney Spears does NOT have long legs!
And she used to hide behind unflattering tops and stuff!
Read it, I said I didn’t like skinny IT girls like Paris Hilton…
andhari
Apr 6, 2009
Seb likes them girls in porn star figures..say curvy like BEYONCEEEEE..
i’m brainwashed by media enough as it is, I like rail thin girls lol
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
Beyonce would be ideal actually… I hear she’s all nice, and homely and curvy… and she can sing! And she’s pretty!
I think she’s married though
pinkjellybaby
Apr 6, 2009
Someone once said that every time he saw Beyonce, he just wanted to grab hold of one of her thighs and not let it go… which is amusing!
Hezabelle
Apr 6, 2009
I want a post about why boys should date geeky girls!!
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
Yesss… How to get the geeky girls and WHY geeky girls are awesome… I will write it, trust me! It’s coming!
I’m just … not a geeky girl, so it’s not quite so hard to write. And I don’t want to write something that isn’t true…
Though, if people are happy with something that’s funny, rather than entirely true…
Hezabelle
Apr 6, 2009
Just tell us why YOU date geeky girls. Other than that we’re hopelessly cute.
Geeky girls are awesome for a lot of the same reasons as geeky guys. You know, smart, interesting… into role playing…
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
I could do that!
Though, I haven’t actually dated many girls — and I don’t think more than 1 or 2 of them could be considered ‘geeky’…
I told you, I was a late bloomer… I am still playing catch-up!
What’s the coolest/weirdest thing you’ve ever roleplayed?
Hezabelle
Apr 6, 2009
Umm… in a regular sense or a sexual sense?
Because mostly I role play with my best friend, and we skip most of the sex. I have friends who use it as foreplay though… can’t say I’ve tried that yet!
If we go back to the former…. wow, my geekiness is making me blush…. my favourite character was the daughter of our villain, who he’d created and raised/trained basically as a sex toy. It was great incestuous fun!
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
Did you take it in turns to play the villain and his daughter?
I can see an off-shoot of this blog forming… ‘Dark, dirty geek secrets.’
Hezabelle
Apr 6, 2009
hahah Actually I played both of them… it was all very one sided *blushes* but awesome!
That would be a great blog.
Kali
Apr 6, 2009
If you want help with the geeky girl post just send me a quick e-mail.
Of course you’re not allowed reveal that I did in fact help you, or that I am in fact, despite all appearances to the contrary, a geek.
If you do I would be forced to kill you.
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
*gulps*
I’m not sure if I’m interested in receiving help from a CLOSET geek.
Geek and proud, baby, geek and proud.
Jaime @ Fast Times
Apr 6, 2009
You are my new friend. I command it.
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
We can be friends.
As long as you don’t take me into school and tell everyone: ‘LOOK AT MY NEW FRIEND! HE’S A GEEK, BUT HE HAS A PERSONALITY AND STUFF!!!’
Jaime @ Fast Times
Apr 6, 2009
I can assure you that won’t happen for two reasons:
1. I do not go to school.
2. I’m not good at sharing new things.
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
Oh, darn… being a school girl’s toy would’ve been cool…
Jaime @ Fast Times
Apr 6, 2009
I can make up for it! I can! I’m a nerd! And a dork! And The Empire Strikes Back is my favorite movie of all time!
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
I’m ACTUALLY not a Star Wars fan, believe it or not. I just don’t advertise that fact, lest I get thrown out of some geeky circles that I belong to…
Jaime @ Fast Times
Apr 6, 2009
I’m sorry, I don’ t understand that statement. Can you rephrase it? lol
sebastian
Apr 6, 2009
I THINK STAR WARS IS A BIT LAME, BUT DON’T TELL ANYONE.
Jaime @ Fast Times
Apr 6, 2009
I think I just died a little bit inside.
sebastian
Apr 7, 2009
Sorry… I’m not a stereotypical geek, as you can hopefully see from exploring this blog
floreta
Apr 7, 2009
i am going to write about being a dork
sebastian
Apr 7, 2009
I’ll be there if you need a hand to hold.
floreta
Apr 7, 2009
shaaaaaaaaaaddup
sebastian
Apr 7, 2009
It can be an intimidating experience for all but the strongest of us.
Just remember, in moments of doubt, ask yourself ‘What would Jean Luc Picard do?’