Don’t get me wrong, my email inbox is full to overflowing with Ask Me Anything submissions but… really, why do 80% of you want to know about the precautions one should take before performing fellatio on your pet Labradoodle?
And that’s just the girls! You don’t want to know what the boys are asking… OK, you twisted my arm. At least two have asked if condoms can be reused, if looked after carefully. I can only assume they were poor students.
So, to improve the… variety… of questions, head-scratchers and odd-situations-that-need-remedying that get sent to me, I have prepared these two lovely buttons:
Left image location: http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/all-sorts/granny-ask-me-anything-150.jpg
Right image location: http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/all-sorts/moses-ask-me-anything-150.jpg
I know what you’re thinking! A delicious 150 by 150 pixels, perfect for the sidebar on your blog!
How fantastically convenient!
Just link the images to http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/ask-me-anything and I’ll do the rest.
Meanwhile, if anything’s been irking you this week and you just can’t think of any easy solution, please ask me for help.
shuping
Jun 17, 2009
I’m torn between the two buttons. I really like Red Riding Hood’s granny, and I also have a soft spot for saints.
Looking forward to your masturbation story tomorrow.
sebastian
Jun 17, 2009
Not often you get say either of those things and get away with it…
My blog is a safe haven!!
Matt
Jun 17, 2009
“horribly wrong” eh? sounds awfully macabre!
sebastian
Jun 17, 2009
ALL over his face.
Jaime
Jun 17, 2009
DONE! I’m so excited to have your face on my blog.
sebastian
Jun 17, 2009
Do tell me if you get positive (swooning) or negative (vomiting) reactions…
Just Playing Pretend
Jun 18, 2009
You made a button. I’m laughing. You can’t tell but I truely am.
I’ll put it up. Why not.
sebastian
Jun 18, 2009
But which button will you choose…?!?!