I need more QUESTIONS!
Don’t get me wrong, my email inbox is full to overflowing with Ask Me Anything submissions but… really, why do 80% of you want to know about the precautions one should take before performing fellatio on your pet Labradoodle?
And that’s just the girls! You don’t want to know what the boys are asking… OK, you twisted my arm. At least two have asked if condoms can be reused, if looked after carefully. I can only assume they were poor students.
So, to improve the… variety… of questions, head-scratchers and odd-situations-that-need-remedying that get sent to me, I have prepared these two lovely buttons:
Left image location: http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/all-sorts/granny-ask-me-anything-150.jpg
Right image location: http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/all-sorts/moses-ask-me-anything-150.jpg
I know what you’re thinking! A delicious 150 by 150 pixels, perfect for the sidebar on your blog!
How fantastically convenient!
Just link the images to http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/ask-me-anything and I’ll do the rest.
Meanwhile, if anything’s been irking you this week and you just can’t think of any easy solution, please ask me for help.
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I’m torn between the two buttons. I really like Red Riding Hood’s granny, and I also have a soft spot for saints.
Looking forward to your masturbation story tomorrow.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pmNot often you get say either of those things and get away with it…
My blog is a safe haven!!
June 17th, 2009 at 4:17 pm“horribly wrong” eh? sounds awfully macabre!
June 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pmALL over his face.
June 17th, 2009 at 5:19 pmDONE! I’m so excited to have your face on my blog.
June 17th, 2009 at 6:12 pmDo tell me if you get positive (swooning) or negative (vomiting) reactions…
June 17th, 2009 at 6:23 pmYou made a button. I’m laughing. You can’t tell but I truely am.
I’ll put it up. Why not.
June 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pmBut which button will you choose…?!?!
June 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm