Secretly, when no one’s looking, I still practice my ballet

I like to ballet dance in my sister's bedroom... and chew my toenail clippings.

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I was thinking of ways to use my new camera lens and remote control and somehow work in an element of too-much-information. I hope I’ve succeeded; I hope this hits the spot.

Just be grateful I didn’t take a photo of the floor in my bedroom…

As always, more TMI stories can be found over on Lilu’s blog.

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Posted October 22nd, 2009 in General, Photography by sebastian. Tagged: , , , , , , , , , .

28 comments:

  1. franticantics:

    is that your fooot??!!
    sebastian yhou should be dancing…

  2. Abi:

    What a beautiful, well turned out boy you are.. with such a fine turn out too!. Shame you can’t see the Legwarmers in this shot.. I know you are wearing them.

    Hope you swept.

  3. sebastian:

    Those cracks in the floorboards were just big enough for the nails…

  4. sebastian:

    And yes… of course that’s my foot…!

  5. Jossie Posie:

    ewwwww

  6. Art:

    Seconding the ewwww. You were doing so well with just the ballet

  7. sebastian:

    Where would the fun be if I didn’t send myself up a little… :)

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  9. LiLu:

    How did you take the picture?! Super flexible much?

  10. sebastian:

    I bought a remote for the camera…!

    But yes, I am quite flexible :P

  11. Mr. Apron:

    You should send this in as a Post Secre–

    Oh, wait.

  12. carissajaded:

    Oh my goodness that is awesome. I wish I could get up that high on point without point shoes.

  13. Mister Beep!:

    Why secretly? Can you really point on that toe? Wow. I used to attend baroque dance classes in London a while ago, which is similar to ballet, and I enjoyed it so much!
    Unfortunately I can´t practise at home – not enough room, I´m only getting bruises knocking boards, tables etc, haha.

    I like your picture, but forgive me, I really distaste that nail cutting instrument, I get goose bumps when I even see it.

    :-) Have a good day, practising! And doing! Ballet! …. aaaaaand one,

  14. Jaime:

    I hope that someday when I have kids, they’re interested in dance. I don’t know if I ever was, because I was never given the option. I’m sure if someone had said “Jem, do you want to be a ballerina?” I would have said yes. But alas. Dancing didn’t exist in my world, and still doesn’t.

    And I’m not going to rag on your for chewing your toenail clippings. I used to bite my toe nails. I’m pretty sure the only reason why I stopped is because I wasn’t able to reach my toes with my mouth anymore.

  15. nicopolitan:

    This TMI Thursday is a sneaky one with the label not being out in front.

    And what is preventing you from ballet dancing in your own bedroom?

  16. sebastian:

    Baroque, Beep?! I had no idea… Perhaps there’s a bunch of guys out there that can all secretly dance. Perhaps they’re just waiting for someone to call them out of hiding — maybe I should be that man?!

    Apologies for the nail clippers. I don’t actually eat or chew my nails — I really was just testing if it would ‘work’ as a photo. I had a friend that chewed his fingernails right down to the base — so there was only 2 or 3 millimetres left. It was sick. His fingers would curve backwards, up around the little nail stubs… ugh…

    Nail-chewers are bad people…!

    (But nose-picking is OK.)

    Jaime — I can comfortably get both legs behind my head. I can get my toe into my mouth quite easily… but I’ve never actually bitten my nails. I’m not sure what the appeal would be — why did you do it? :) Fun? Tasty snack?

    Nico — well, my room’s a big pit full of books, computers and clothes. My sister moved out, so her room’s empty!

    Aaaaaand two,

  17. Jaime:

    No, not tasty. lolz. Though that would be funnies.

    I don’t know why, I just did it as a child.

  18. Melissa:

    1) Your feet are prettier than mine! :(
    2) When I chewed my toes as a child, it was because they made a fascinating squeaky noise. Not sure how I found that out originally….

  19. Eleni:

    Lovely pointe. Good articulation, high arch. I’m very impressed. They probably don’t make pointe shoes in your size, though, do they? A shame.

  20. sebastian:

    No, I’d probably have to get them handmade… by my father… as I have done for many years now. An expert cobbler if I ever did see one!

    *wonders if his toes are squeaky. Only one way to find out*

  21. miss*H:

    admit it, you’re not really on point, the other foot is on a chair out of site..your toes are too pretty to have been crushed

  22. sebastian:

    There is no chair out of shot, sheesh! The room is completely empty, except for my camera on a stack of DVDs, me, and my toenails…!

    I had no idea my toes were so pretty.

    At this rate you guys are going to get a lot more photos of my feet…

  23. miss*H:

    whatever :)

    I usually HATE mens feet, all hairy and big toed but yourd are okay. I could live with those

  24. sebastian:

    I’m surprisingly unhairy actually — nothing on my back!

    Leg hair, chest hair… but nothing too dark and scary.

  25. MinD:

    Hm, that’s might’ve been a bit much, lol.

  26. Erin:

    Gah! I wish I could get that high on point with no shoes.

    Also, I like to chew on my fingernail clippers. Not my toenails…though I do occasionally smell them.

  27. sebastian:

    For that kinda-sickly cheesy smell…? A bit like one sometimes smells their own farts…?

  28. Erin:

    Exactly! I’m completely fascinated by the smell of cut toenails. Clearly, I am one sick puppy.

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