Dint do it
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Si! si! Grrrringo, ariba!
This week I’m writing for both of us as Abi’s, er, in trouble with the Feds. We got picked up for listening to awful music from the 80s at max volume down in the projects. We tried to explain how loud music kinda goes with our image but the pigs were having none of it. I guess the crack pipe dangling limply from my lips didn’t help matters.
Then they popped the trunk. I tried in vain to explain the twenty pounds of cheap Mexican meth — and then they found the bound and gagged under-age señorita beneath the mountain of drugs. That kinda sealed the deal.
But why am I here to tell the tale, and Abi still incarcerated? Why am I free to write this while Abi is bruised black and blue and forced to pick up the soap?
Because I’m innocent. I didn’t do it. I shanked one of the cops soon after our mug shots were taken — and legged it.
Better keep running, I can hear some sirens.
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pinkjellybaby
Nov 30, 2009
haha! brilliant
sebastian
Nov 30, 2009
Glad ya like
Abi
Dec 1, 2009
My family love this. I don’t even know why- maybe it is because I am in my rightful place or perhaps it just adds to the “rogues gallery of criminals” lining the walls of casa del Bansal.
sebastian
Dec 1, 2009
I have been receiving a disturbingly large number of compliments re: the tash and chin puff.
But also, still disturbingly, a lot of people seem to really hate it. It’s about 50/50.
Do I keep it…
Abi
Dec 1, 2009
I like it. I think you look dashing.
sebastian
Dec 1, 2009
I know… dashing, and not as paedophilic as I thought I would…
Kevin
Dec 14, 2009
Great pictures. You, Seb, actually do look a bit like a Mexican meth runner. Abi, on the other hand, looks like the innocent girl caught up in the excitement of doing something bad. Which means she’s probably the brains of the operation.
Orange County where? New York? California? North Carolina? Texas? Virginia? Florida? Indiana? Vermont? Is there one in England? How do we know where to send the bail money?
Also, very nice sharing shout out to Sideshow Bob and Jean Valjean’s number. Makes me wonder who had -02 in that French jail?
sebastian
Dec 14, 2009
SOMEONE NOTICED IT!
Thank God!
I thought the reference was obvious! But alas… (it was Valjean, not Sideshow Bob… incidentally :P)
Orange County LA, of course. I forgot you guys like to use incredibly boring and repetitive names in the USA.
I highly recommend poring through some maps of the UK if you fancy a fun time-waster…