American Pie… donut
(Click for larger… though I can’t imagine why you would want to…)
With this photo I feel like I have jumped the shark.
I guess this might just be the pinnacle of my blogging and self-portraiting career. Everything else I produce, until they day I die, will always be compared to ‘that time Seb flashed his pink boxers and stuck his cock in a doughnut’.
But I’m OK with that. It gives me something to aim towards (other than the center of the doughnut). I will endeavour to top this image in the future! And not simply by wearing skimpier underwear or utilising fancier-looking donuts!
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Those boxers don’t look particularly pink to me…. but the focus on the doughnut is gorgeous as usual! I have focus envy — that’s really the big thing about photography I haven’t yet sat down to figure out.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:43 amThat doughnut looks like it’s been in a bit of trouble already!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:00 amis this the before or after shot?
November 19th, 2009 at 10:00 amYup.. adding text to this helps a lot now I see it again large. I didn’t blush this time. That’s progress.
If this is the pinnacle of your SP career then we need to think of more challenges!. For example I send you a pair of lemon yellow briefs, in a brown paper bag or something. Just to see.
November 19th, 2009 at 10:26 amRachel — before, obviously. It’s raspberry-filled, so the after-shot would be very messy indeed… (but man, it tasted goooD!)
It’s the last of a box of 12, Pink! A Krispy Kreme no less…!
The perfect focus detracts from the slight compositional errors, Melissa…
Surprisingly hard to line your crotch up with the little alcove behind and the donut.
Do I put the paper bag over my head, Abi… or crotch, a la Full Monty?
November 19th, 2009 at 11:50 am[...] Sebastian’s American Pie… donut [...]
November 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pmReminds me of the “Creme Horns” scene in Van Wilder.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:40 pmMy semen is far superior to sloppy dog wank.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pmRyan Reynolds is in Van Wilder (I think) Before he got really, really hot.
*stops staring, closes tab, has a job to hold down*
November 19th, 2009 at 1:45 pmhehe. definitely made me giggle! :3
November 19th, 2009 at 1:51 pmNot in a ‘does it do tricks’ kind of way I hope, Pinkie… *narrows eyes*
We’ll have to look up screencaps from the film later Abi…
November 19th, 2009 at 1:56 pmOOooh krispy kreme donuts….drool…don’t have them here.
delicious whatever you do with it!
November 19th, 2009 at 2:03 pmWe didn’t have them here until a few years ago — they weren’t doing good business in the US, so they branched out.
I guess they thought the Brits were almost as unhealthy as the Americans… so they opened here…
They might make it to central Europe eventually I guess
November 19th, 2009 at 2:05 pm“My semen is far superior to sloppy dog wank.”
God bless you, Sebastian. I hope they chisel that immortal phrase onto your tombstone, should such an unimaginable event ever arise.
November 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pmNice boxers!
haha
November 19th, 2009 at 8:15 pmWow. Just wow.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:59 pmoh my.
wow.
in any event,
November 20th, 2009 at 7:36 amthis looks like it could be the makings of a good ad campaign
Yes, this is part of my attempt to be noticed by Calvin Klein. It’s about time they had a Nerdy Boxer campaign to be honest.
Rare to see you speechless, Lilu…
I think I’ll probably have something deeper as my epitaph, Apron. But… well… it’s good to have something I can fall back on.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pmI don’t think I like TMI Thursday anymore…
November 20th, 2009 at 7:23 pmAwkwardsauce. xD
A donut and boxers, oh my! And it *is* a Krispy Kreme donut, yeah? We have several of those boxes lying around in the groceries, getting stale. Who would’ve thought you could make use of them for art’s sake?
PS: I’m staying away from blogs and blogging these days until my semester is over, but I just HAD to get in here to comment!
November 21st, 2009 at 6:38 amHuh. Were I not tired (and slightly tipsy) I would post some sort of witty comeback that linked back to the one TMI story about you balancing spectacles on a certain portion of your anatomy.
I, however, have far too much class (and alcohol) for that. Lovely focus on the donut. I too have focus envy.
And they aren’t pink. They’re purple. Duh.
November 21st, 2009 at 7:39 am(Ooh, drunk-blogging, always dangerous… but I can see you maintained your ladylike decorum… how boring…)
Thanks, for the compliments on the focus. No one seems to have spotted the reflection, which I thought was quite neat. It’s only faint but still!
They’re more ‘wine coloured’, if we’re going to be picky.
November 21st, 2009 at 1:54 pmTomato, tomahtoe….
And I wasn’t drunk, persay. Just slightly tipsy. Apparently a couple shots of whiskey and a few beers on an empty stomach makes me giddy.
Go figure. And I’m anything but ladylike. More tomboyish, if you really want to know.
There’s a reflection? Where?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 amThere’s a reflection of the donut on the table! (It’s very faint, you’ll need a good monitor to see it I imagine).
My alcohol tolerance has gone way down since university too… but I really try to avoid drink nowadays
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 amOh, I can see it if I squint really…really…hard. I’m sure I’d be able to see it with my other laptop (the one I use for all my photo work…this one is my normal computer. I use this one because the other one is really heavy (went with the one with the best screen and biggest hard-drive).
But yes, I do indeed see it. And my alcohol tolerance (while still formidable) has gone down slightly too…damn aging. That and I haven’t been drinking that much (never really got into binge drinking in the first place) – I’m too poor to engage in it anymore :-p
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:42 am