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Asian girls are my favourite… yum yum

Sometimes, when I run out of tissues... I must resort to the coffee mug.

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She’s quite pale, but you’ll have to trust me: she’s Japanese.

I have used the mug for other things too. But I’ll leave the specifics to your imagination as I don’t think the world is quite ready to look in to the receptacle. That would be disastrous for my reputation… and your psyche…

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Posted November 5th, 2009 in General, Photography by sebastian. Tagged: , , , , , , , .

19 comments:

  1. Abi:

    I forgot to say, this is like a seedier version of the bit in the last Blackadder where Baldrick reveals how he makes cappuccino….

    I dont know why i didnt mention that yesterday. It’s all I can think of now.

  2. joemill:

    Hmm…you’re being naughty Sebastian! Just curious, what about them? I’m ready to hear your thoughts but please don’t say they have become your fetish. :)

  3. sebastian:

    Thanks Abi…

    I’m not usually disgusted by my own bodily fluids… but now… I will be.

    Way to ruin any chance of future erection!

    Joe: It’s something about the way they squeak, instead of moan. I like squeakers. Don’t get me started on tentacles now…

  4. Ed Adams:

    Asain chicks are pretty hot. I had a girl that was half Vietnamese & half Laos, but grew up in France and came to the US as an exchange student.

    She was a hot looking Asian with a French accent.

    Regardless of rumors, No, their pussies are not “slanted” also.

  5. sebastian:

    Thanks Ed, I just spat out my morning coffee… *shakes fist*

    I have a friend that works in Paris… says there are quite a few Far East girls there with French accents.

    Says it’s about as sexy as girls can possibly get.

  6. carissajaded:

    “Regardless of rumors, No, their pussies are not “slanted” also.”

    Ed, I actually believed that for about 2 years. I am an idiot.

    Oh and Sebastian- I love you more every week for your visual TMIs. You, are my hero!

  7. MinD:

    For real? Oh man… Gross yo.

  8. Zandria:

    This went over my head for about a split second.

    Remind me to bring my own cup/glass to your house…if there should ever arise an occasion for me to be there in the first place. Just sayin’.

  9. sebastian:

    Are you serious Carissa? How can they… be slanted? Like… horizontal instead of vertical?

    Not for reals, yo, MinD. Don’t worry :P

    You’d bring your own mug, Zandria? As a gift? Take-away doggy-bag?!

  10. nicopolitan:

    I will never have tea with you. But good that will not change my high opinion of you.

  11. sebastian:

    It’s OK… you don’t serve tea in big mugs like that!

    The small tea cups we have (dainty little porcelain things) are way too small for my… purposes.

  12. GUGAW:

    so…dya reckon it would go mouldy like a cup of tea?

  13. sebastian:

    Long time no see, GUGAW…!

    Well, depends what you consider ‘mouldy’ I guess. One man’s mould is another man’s penicillin…

  14. floreta:

    are you an asianphile mr. sebby? :)

    #heyatleastitsnotasock

  15. sebastian:

    Ah, I thought you might comment!

    I’m not really an Asianphile, but I do like Asians. I think it’s more the squeaking.

    Hah, I have a great story about socks…

  16. Candace:

    You are a crazy and strange man!! Love the pic of you in the tux though!!!

  17. sebastian:

    My hair’s all big and floppy like that at the moment! Must get it trimmed…

  18. Cally:

    Seeeeeb! Becky and I made that mug for you! For COFFEE.

  19. sebastian:

    Coffee schmoffee…!

    I drink coffee from it once a day — have done for the last 5 years. Surely that’s enough?!

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