The Twilight Special, in which I get my teeth out for the ladies
(Click for larger! You can see my tongue… cool.)
I vaaant to suuuck yourr bluuud!
Just kidding, I don’t really. I mean, I like nibbling soft, fresh flesh as much as the next guy… but I’m not a blood sucker or anything like that!
This didn’t quite work out how I intended… but again, I ran out of daylight (how fitting!)
I actually have huge incisors — you know, those canine teeth that vampires have — which is the main reason I rarely smile in photos, because I look a bit stupid. I tried to take a photo of them without making me look retarded… but I failed. So the photo doesn’t really go with the text. But it works… just!
A girl really did beg me to bite her, by the way. Pleaded, even. By the sound of things she really enjoyed it too…
[There's more too-much-information over on Lilu's blog. I expect I'm the only VAMPIRE-THEMED one this week though...!]
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You could always the sexy-vampire classic: licking an incisor with the tip of your fierce, er, vampire-y tongue. Lips parted suggestively….
Seems like that’s the shot that goes with vampires a lot, anyway.
November 26th, 2009 at 7:40 amI notice you’re not too snaggle-toothed for a Brit, either. Good job!
November 26th, 2009 at 7:40 amOh I would have really liked just a hint of a smile… you know as if you’re thinking about biting her and like the thought of it….
..still, good photo!
November 26th, 2009 at 8:29 amI have really pointy, vampire like incisors too, so I never show my teeth when I smile. On the plus side, they’re extremely sharp. Though I’d rather be bitten than bite. Must be a girl thing? Nice picture though!
November 26th, 2009 at 10:19 amSomeone bit me once..and not where you might expect.
It slipped my mind to tell you this last night but this photo looks like a recent one of mine. You know the one.
Or it would if I had a beard. (And you look fine).
November 26th, 2009 at 10:33 amI TRIED the incisor-licking, Melissa. But it just didn’t work. I guess I’m not sensual enough or something. I think there’s some technique to making your tongue look attractive, but God knows what it is.
I have a few outtakes with me grinning like a fool, Pink — but I sadly look like… a fool. Plus, if you could see my incisors, it would kind of ruin the photo! Because they’re big and spiky and not very cute!
Viktoria, do tell me of the ‘plus side’ of sharp incisors… what have you done with them…? Why can I picture you grinning malevolently?
Definitely a girl thing being bitten. I always yelp when I’m bitten… but most girls just moan with delight. God knows why.
OK, I’ll bite: where did they bite you Abi?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:56 amWell, they’re useful if I need to bite things! I can’t actually think of what right now. And you can picture me grinning malevolently because I am.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm*wipes a little dribble of blood from your chin*
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November 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pmI really don’t see what all the fuss is about. Vampires really aren’t all that attractive. Just Edward Cullen.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:16 pmSorry to disappoint then
November 26th, 2009 at 4:19 pmNo disappointment. I’m just sayin’.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pmNot to be picky or anything, but your incisors are your front teeth (four on top, four on bottom). Your eye-teeth (the ones next to them) actually are called canines – a leftover by-product of evolution. Unless you’re talking about your second incisors (the ones next to the main incisors) which are often confused with canines – but yours don’t look that pointy in the photo (sorry, I’m an osteology freak)!
Hm, the biting thing – definately a girl thing. I tried to bite one of my exs once…he didn’t take too kindly to it. I wasn’t biting hard enough to bruise or break skin or anything, but I suppose he was uncomfortable with me being that close to the jugular ;-p
November 27th, 2009 at 4:25 amYeah, I’ve already had the canines/incisors thing called out on Facebook. Silly really, as I know what incisors are — I think I meant to use fang/canine… but incisor worked its way in there somehow. Ah well!
(You’re an osteology freak…?)
I quite like being nibbled actually. Thinking about it, very rarely do girls even try to bite me… Must be an evolutionary thing
November 27th, 2009 at 2:45 pmI actually kind of love that it looks like you just have regular old human teeth and you can’t see your pointy ones. It helps with the funny.
November 27th, 2009 at 7:03 pmCall me a rabbit why don’t you…
November 27th, 2009 at 7:04 pmThat is just bizarre
November 27th, 2009 at 9:28 pmUmm. not into biting or Twilight! Did you dump that girl?
November 28th, 2009 at 5:05 amI studied human osteology in school. When one spends all her free time around skeletons, she’s bound to get a little attached. I find them facinating.
November 28th, 2009 at 6:53 amSounds… morbid… in a good way! Like Six Feet Under!
I’m afraid Lucy it was not a long-term thing, so dumping didn’t really figure into it. But I’m sure the biting had something to do with it not working out…
November 28th, 2009 at 10:17 amUmm … am I the only one that wants to see your incisors? er, canines? show the goods!
(p.s. – this photo is hot.)
November 30th, 2009 at 4:44 amIf you REALLY want to see them — and understandably so — I believe there are a couple of photos where they are on display.
Usually where I am laughing…
If you can’t find them, gimme an email and I’ll send you some links.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:10 pmfangs or no, it works! or, at least, gave me a chuckle… on this fine December morning…
December 1st, 2009 at 4:20 amHello stranger!
How I missed thee.
I’m glad it pleased you in some way or another…!
December 1st, 2009 at 11:59 ami really really missed reading ur stuff!
Am just catching up now!! 
December 24th, 2009 at 6:31 amWelcome back; where ya been?!
December 24th, 2009 at 12:49 pm