Instructions: Hit the buttons. Order doesn’t really matter, but most phrases are grouped into ‘types’. Also, visit Lilu’s blog for more grossness, after you’ve had a fiddle with my soundboard.
Tips: You don’t have to wait for one sound to finish before you start another. Also, you might want to turn your volume down a little…
(If you can’t see the Flash soundboard below, you need to visit my blog.)
By all means let me know of any particularly nasty/nefarious combinations that you can come up with. And let me know if you use it, er, in the bedroom too.