British pillow talk soundboard (starring me)
Instructions: Hit the buttons. Order doesn’t really matter, but most phrases are grouped into ‘types’. Also, visit Lilu’s blog for more grossness, after you’ve had a fiddle with my soundboard.
Tips: You don’t have to wait for one sound to finish before you start another. Also, you might want to turn your volume down a little…
(If you can’t see the Flash soundboard below, you need to visit my blog.)
By all means let me know of any particularly nasty/nefarious combinations that you can come up with. And let me know if you use it, er, in the bedroom too.
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I never knew that fiddling a British man’s soundboard could feel so good! And it wasn’t that hard … to do.
February 18th, 2010 at 7:57 am[...] Sebastian’s British pillow talk soundboard (starring me) [...]
February 18th, 2010 at 2:12 pmYou. Are. Ridiculous.
February 18th, 2010 at 3:11 pmThanks… to both of you… I think… *narrows eyes*
February 18th, 2010 at 3:12 pm**speechless**
**giggling**
**going back for more**
February 18th, 2010 at 3:18 pmParticularly delightful: Click “supple breasts” twice in a row, for a — er, sexy? ah! snake-like — experience!
February 18th, 2010 at 3:20 pmSupple SUPPLE… ssssupple… SUPPPPLLLE…
Bonus points for not mentioning sibilant/Slytherin though.
February 18th, 2010 at 3:52 pmLOL classic!
February 18th, 2010 at 5:07 pmWhat’s your favourite button?!
February 18th, 2010 at 5:10 pmI kept my sister on the phone for at least 3 minutes while she had a conversation with your soundboard.
Genius!
February 18th, 2010 at 7:25 pmThis kind of reminds me of “Fuck her gently” by Tenacious D, for some reason…
February 18th, 2010 at 7:31 pmAlso, “reinforced steel member” made me giggle XD
After clicking all the buttons, i just realized what i am doing, and felt dirty!
February 19th, 2010 at 1:19 amHoly shit. I feel dirty as well but more disappointed that I am completely out of batteries. How does that happen? Thanks for the good time, baby. ;P
February 19th, 2010 at 2:26 amI’ve never felt so violated.
T — do I get to meet your sister? Or…
February 19th, 2010 at 2:36 amHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, Sebbie I LOVE it!!!! That is why you are my favorite silly Brit. XOXO
February 19th, 2010 at 6:01 amHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Thanks Seb. I haven’t laughed like that in some time.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
YES!
I want to high-five you right now or something.
February 19th, 2010 at 4:27 pmAhem.
One question : can I paste the url to my girl friends? Girls can get frisky late at night, if you know what I’m saying
February 19th, 2010 at 6:50 pmsavage. ahahah! i’m gonna smile from this for (ever) or maybe until tomorrow morning at least.
i just couldn’t resist to click all the buttons and laugh. but not in any particular order though.
so i was like you were saying,
mademoiselle, savageeeee like a horny school boy i throb with desire oh babyl
February 19th, 2010 at 10:59 pmHahaha, too funny!
Sweet lips
Slurp
Thy heated loins
Like a horny schoolboy
Oh baby, oh baby
I throb with desire.
Ah, it’s like poetry.
It’s a good thing my office mate is out at the moment.
February 20th, 2010 at 12:35 amSo… like…
I can talk in real life too. Hire me!
I’ll fly around the world and… say these words… IN PERSON! Any words you like!
All for the price of a flight… fairly cheap, all things considered…
(And yes, Andhari, please do!)
February 20th, 2010 at 12:48 amI’m so glad I didn’t do that when my boss was in the office. Great work!
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:58 pmIf I ever needed a one-shot evidence of your genius, this post might be it.
I was going to comment on the subsequent bullet-point-weekend and how pancakes are a sacrament in my religion but this soundboard post was too good to leave alone.
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 amwait, are you saying you’re 9″??
your TMIs are always so creative, seb. I love it!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm