Instructions: Hit the buttons. Order doesn’t really matter, but most phrases are grouped into ‘types’. Also, visit Lilu’s blog for more grossness, after you’ve had a fiddle with my soundboard.
Tips: You don’t have to wait for one sound to finish before you start another. Also, you might want to turn your volume down a little…
(If you can’t see the Flash soundboard below, you need to visit my blog.)
By all means let me know of any particularly nasty/nefarious combinations that you can come up with. And let me know if you use it, er, in the bedroom too.
Scarlett
Feb 18, 2010
I never knew that fiddling a British man’s soundboard could feel so good! And it wasn’t that hard … to do.
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Feb 18, 2010
[...] Sebastian’s British pillow talk soundboard (starring me) [...]
SillyJaime
Feb 18, 2010
You. Are. Ridiculous.
sebastian
Feb 18, 2010
Thanks… to both of you… I think… *narrows eyes*
Melissa
Feb 18, 2010
**speechless**
**giggling**
**going back for more**
Melissa
Feb 18, 2010
Particularly delightful: Click “supple breasts” twice in a row, for a — er, sexy? ah! snake-like — experience!
sebastian
Feb 18, 2010
Supple SUPPLE… ssssupple… SUPPPPLLLE…
Bonus points for not mentioning sibilant/Slytherin though.
Thorpe
Feb 18, 2010
LOL classic!
sebastian
Feb 18, 2010
What’s your favourite button?!
T
Feb 18, 2010
I kept my sister on the phone for at least 3 minutes while she had a conversation with your soundboard.
Genius!
Selene
Feb 18, 2010
This kind of reminds me of “Fuck her gently” by Tenacious D, for some reason…
Also, “reinforced steel member” made me giggle XD
ural aka [Karga]
Feb 19, 2010
After clicking all the buttons, i just realized what i am doing, and felt dirty!
sara strand
Feb 19, 2010
Holy shit. I feel dirty as well but more disappointed that I am completely out of batteries. How does that happen? Thanks for the good time, baby. ;P
sebastian
Feb 19, 2010
I’ve never felt so violated.
T — do I get to meet your sister? Or…
Lashawn
Feb 19, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, Sebbie I LOVE it!!!! That is why you are my favorite silly Brit. XOXO
Tall Brunette
Feb 19, 2010
HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Thanks Seb. I haven’t laughed like that in some time.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
YES!
I want to high-five you right now or something.
andhari
Feb 19, 2010
Ahem.
One question : can I paste the url to my girl friends? Girls can get frisky late at night, if you know what I’m saying
the girl in stiletto
Feb 19, 2010
savage. ahahah! i’m gonna smile from this for (ever) or maybe until tomorrow morning at least.
i just couldn’t resist to click all the buttons and laugh. but not in any particular order though.
so i was like you were saying,
mademoiselle, savageeeee like a horny school boy i throb with desire oh babyl
Eleni
Feb 20, 2010
Hahaha, too funny!
Sweet lips
Slurp
Thy heated loins
Like a horny schoolboy
Oh baby, oh baby
I throb with desire.
Ah, it’s like poetry.
It’s a good thing my office mate is out at the moment.
sebastian
Feb 20, 2010
So… like…
I can talk in real life too. Hire me!
I’ll fly around the world and… say these words… IN PERSON! Any words you like!
All for the price of a flight… fairly cheap, all things considered…
(And yes, Andhari, please do!)
heather
Feb 22, 2010
I’m so glad I didn’t do that when my boss was in the office. Great work!
nicopolitan
Feb 23, 2010
If I ever needed a one-shot evidence of your genius, this post might be it.
I was going to comment on the subsequent bullet-point-weekend and how pancakes are a sacrament in my religion but this soundboard post was too good to leave alone.
floreta
Feb 23, 2010
wait, are you saying you’re 9″??
your TMIs are always so creative, seb. I love it!!