… and orated dramatically by me.
Slash fiction, or ‘slash fan fiction’, is a dark and worrisome genre of literature. If fan fiction wasn’t bad enough — really, who cares what Snape does on his day off? — slash fiction usually involves the destruction of an entire fictional universe for the sole purpose of the writer (and, sadly, the readers) getting their jollies. Harry Potter, being the most successful series of all time, has attracted more than its fair share of slash fic: seriously, almost any ‘combo’ you can think of has been done: Ron and Harry, Harry and Snape, lots of Harry and Malfoy… Dumbledore and Hagrid… dragons and Hagrid…
You get the idea. Slash fic is nasty… which is why I’ve included a few quotes from my favourite Harry Potter flash fiction in this week’s soundboard. The five buttons on the right definitely class as ‘too much information’, and I wouldn’t click them at work. You should also check out Lilu’s blog for more TMI — again, when you get home.
So, as with last week’s Pillow Talk Soundboard, the instructions are as follows: click the buttons. You can click multiple buttons at the same time, but it’ll probably just be confusing. I’m particularly proud of the last few spells; maybe a future of voice acting awaits… or not.
If you can’t see the soundboard below, you need to visit my blog.
P.S. most of the slash fan fiction quotes came from an entry at Topless Robot. It’s quite the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read, and highly recommend you read it… if you like that kind of thing.
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Feb 25, 2010
[...] Sebastian’s Harry Potter soundboard, with a hint of slash fan fiction [...]
Clevelandpoet
Feb 25, 2010
hahaha.
side note I found myself unable to resist clicking Imperio! over and over
MentalSarcasm
Feb 25, 2010
“What is this shit?” had me ROFLing, this is why I avoid slash fanfiction XD The only slash I’ve ever liked was the “Daniel Jackson Diaries” by Anais (Stargate SG1) which are no longer on the net.
And as an HP fan, this makes me die a little inside.
Nice voice though.
sebastian
Feb 25, 2010
Ah, the creepiest, Poet… fine choice
Mental, people should video themselves reading the worst flash fic — just like with 2 girls 1 cup. It would make for great viewing…
Stephen K
Feb 28, 2010
Dude, you suck. I can’t believe you once again tricked me into corrupting my mind with Herm-aphr-ione.