Ye gods… it’s day 13 and I’m now thoroughly sick of my face.
I’ve just pored through about 100 photos of my face. Zoomed in. Warts, monobrow and ALL. No one should ever have to do that. Maybe 365 isn’t for me; maybe I should leave it to the narcissists that actually like looking at themselves in photos.
Anyway…
This is my face. Curiously, when you can only see half of it, I look twice as attractive. My beauty is governed by the inverse-square law, obviously.
That’s a Beanie Baby on my shoulder. He has the dubious title of being the only male stuffed toy within arm’s reach of my computer chair.
Eleni
Jan 14, 2011
Male stuffed toy? Do you have many more distinctively female stuffed toys? Aren’t most of them decidedly gender neutral? I always declared my stuffed animals to be females (with rare exceptions, like the lion with the bushy mane, for example), but that was because I was a little girl.
Anyway, that portion of your face does look quite nice.
sebastian
Jan 14, 2011
If that isn’t a resounding certification of handsomeness, I don’t know what is!
There are just two stuffed toys within reach — one male, one female (a kitten that was given to me, by a special someone…)
I have a couple more female Beanie Babies I think — a chicken (actually, that’s a cockerel, hmm), and some bears!
Little-known fact: I collected stuffed toys for a few years…
sophia
Jan 19, 2011
hey! That’s Snort!
(I collected Beanie Babies)
sebastian
Jan 19, 2011
No it isn’t
Snort is brown… this guy is orangey/red — and he’s called Ox!
sophia
Jan 20, 2011
REALLY?! Well, damn