Dear Diary,
Hahahahaha!!
I spoke to my neighbour and found out that the brunette I like likes cheesecake. So I baked a cheesecake!
It was the perfect lure. Next time she came by, I stood outside and smiled and waved and said I had a cheesecake. “A cheesecake?” she asked me. Yes, a cheescake, the last cheesecake you will ever have!
Actually, she never got to try the cheesecake, Diary. As soon as I got her into the house and closed the door, she was mine. The thrill of the kill, Diary… I had forgotten how sweet it is.
The cheesecake was really nice. White chocolate, with a really crunchy base. I meant to save you some, but it’s all gone now.
Sebastian's mother
Jan 25, 2011
Weirdo
lizzy
Jan 25, 2011
dear seb’s mother,
i really wonder what is going on with your gigantic handsome bearded son.
yours sincerely,
one hot curious georgina. haha!
Sebastian's mother
Jan 25, 2011
Dear Lizzy, (or are you a Georgina?) it is indeed a big worry to me. One day he was like Jesus, scattering love and succour to little children everywhere, and the next he started killing people. I think he has been watching too much scary TV and playing those fighting games on the computer. Maybe I am feeding him too much meat?
Mrs. Seb
sebastian
Jan 25, 2011
It’s definitely all that rare meat that I’ve been eating…
jimbo1125
Jul 6, 2012
Hi Sebastian you probably knew it was only a matter of time or you thought maybe a small chance that a real psychopath would see and possibly comment on your blog. Well guess what if you chose to believe me or not i believe i am a true psychopath by all scene of the definition. I stumbled on your blog when i was looking for a way to express my feelings maybe start my own blog to write my thought out . But i found yours instead.. I do thing the things you wrote are very interesting but obviously for humor or to make a joke out of the way a psychopath thinks. I will tell you as a true psychopath i do not think the way you do i am more of a impulsive thinker if you met me in a bar you may thing i was a hell of a nice guy but i would not have waited to see the neighbor to try to luer her in i would have not been able to control myself and figured something out the day i realized i had an attraction to her . The big part of my condition ( if you want to call it that )is that i have no fear and i mean it i am very cunning i can lie to the point that i almost believe myself i have framed people to get myself out of trouble ,better job positions or just to see someone i dislike go down . When i was younger i use to think of people i knew in pain or dieing (some my friends and family) and i would laugh i dont know why i dont do it anymore i cant explaine it but that was the one thing that made me realize that i had mental problems . I wont get into the things i have done in my life to satisfie my urges but i will tell you this i am 37 years old i was in the military i still have a government job. If you seen me on the street you would look at me as just another guy im not coved in tattoos i drive a ford escape i watter my lawn every day i have a dog was marred (i dint kill her) and pay my taxes i will tell you that i have done things that if known to the rest of society i would never see the outside of a prison wall. But i just wanted you to know i am a true psychopath and i did injoy your story if you or anyone has any questions just email me thanks >>>Jim
sebastian
Jul 6, 2012
Hey Jimbo!
Thanks for commenting.
I sometimes wonder if I have psychopathic urges… or whether they’re just urges that everyone has, but we all do a really good job of keeping them locked up. I’ve thought of pretty morbid things before — though I don’t know if I’ve ever pictured myself killing someone, or being exceedingly violent.