This, ladies and gentlemen, is a very rare specimen indeed: Homo sebbus.
The genus was feared to be extinct in the wild, until, seemingly by magic, this one-of-a-kind sample of in-the-wild Seb was recently discovered.
Like the captive Homo sebbus, it would seem that this wild specimen thrives under the warm glow of red lights. Judging by the clarity of the air, it would also seem that it likes environments that are free from cigarette smoke.
a!kO
Mar 9, 2011