Category: Audio

… and orated dramatically by me. Slash fiction, or ‘slash fan fiction’, is a dark and worrisome genre of literature. If fan fiction wasn’t bad enough — really, who cares what Snape does on his day off? — slash fiction usually involves the destruction of an entire fictional universe for the sole purpose of the writer (and, sadly, the readers) getting their jollies. Harry Potter, being the most successful series of all time, has attracted more than its fair share…

Instructions: Hit the buttons. Order doesn’t really matter, but most phrases are grouped into ‘types’. Also, visit Lilu’s blog for more grossness, after you’ve had a fiddle with my soundboard. Tips: You don’t have to wait for one sound to finish before you start another. Also, you might want to turn your volume down a little… (If you can’t see the Flash soundboard below, you need to visit my blog.) By all means let me know of any particularly nasty/nefarious…

A cheap and cheerful blog post today! Off the back of my ‘World of Whorecraft‘ post yesterday, where curious-cat Claire asked what I might sound like saying ‘Get your ass over here, bitch!’, I have decided to deliver the goods. So, here you go: five different versions! I leave it as an exercise to you, the reader, to decide which accent I actually used in the story. I know what you’re thinking: ‘any excuse to get that big, bulbous microphone…

I haven’t podcasted in a while — I’ve been travelling, or my house has been positively humming with activity and Americans — but now, with normality returning, I’m able to do some more podcasting! So to celebrate my continued photographic excellence and sales, here’s a minute or two of a Brit bumbling his deep, burbling, heart-felt thanks for those that have bought photos… and a little more! (It’s work safe — in fact, I encourage you to play it while…

It’s been a while since I last wrote about music. Listening to music, like the appreciation of all art forms, is a very personal and subjective thing. You might like rock and I might like soul, but as long as we both get what we’re looking for, who cares? Well, I care! I listen to contemporary pop and sigh. It saddens me to think that, for some people, this is as good as it gets. If we’re not careful the…

(Another entry, another podcast! Recorded all in one take without any kind of planning, so the voices you hear are ‘off the cuff’ — I’m particularly proud of my attempt at a crazed feminist. Hopefully there are no repeat or missing paragraphs. It sounds a little bit nasal and wet in places, but hey, I can’t and don’t want to fix that: excess saliva has always served me well in the past.) Once upon a time there were was a…