Tag: coast

I’m going to run out of Norway-related gasms before I actually get there, I can tell. My flights are now booked, though — I’ll be departing England on the 18th of March, and I’ll be in Norway until the 4th of April. I have just one month to prepare for a rather impromptu excursion. I don’t have the gear — the clothes, the snow boots! — nor do I have anything other than a bunch of couches to sleep on…

I know I’ve referred to ‘my host’ a few times now. I also know that a few of you think it’s a girl! And that I’m ‘away getting some international poontang’. Well, to the handful of you that jumped to such a despicable conclusion, SHAME ON YOU! Actually it’s a he (and he is flexible but that’s because he’s a gymnast). In fact, I’m sorry to disappoint, but I’m actually getting so little ‘inbred booty’ (obviously not my turn of…

I caved and went for a stereotypical seaside photo for this week’s Watery Wednesday: the western coast of Seattle, USA. As if to make sure I ticked all the boxes, I also made sure the sun was setting. Hopefully you like it though. I think it’s interesting enough to warrant more than just a quick glance! If you like this one, there’s a few more in the series, over in the USA gallery! You can find more watery, and alliteration-friendly…