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(Click for larger… you know you want to!) Have I done enough to secure my spot in hell? Surely I must be getting pretty close… [More hell-seekers can be found over on Lilu's blog!] This photo’s for everyone out there that’s been caught without toilet paper either at home or in a public bathroom. For everyone that’s tried in vain to find a scrap of paper in your pocket or handbag that can be shoehorned into anal submission. For those…

OK, bear with me here… I have two really conflicting themes going on in my head right now. The original plan was to discuss some of the great Christmas presents I’ve got over the years, and their importance or significance throughout my formative years. But then… well, I went and shaved my beard into a Hitler moustache. So… a little bit of a dilemma, as you can imagine, me being a Jew and all. Then, to make things even more…

(Click for larger… and more dribbly…) Soooo… Yeah. This one didn’t quite work out the way I had intended. Originally it was simply going to be called ‘Oops’. But it doesn’t look enough like POO! Damn it. I guess it could be liquid poo, but that doesn’t tend to be quite so dark brown… does it? At least I don’t think so… In the process of making this blog entry, I actually researched shit, faeces, stool,¬†scatological¬†wunderkind — sometimes being a…

(Click for larger! You can see my tongue… cool.) I vaaant to suuuck yourr bluuud! Just kidding, I don’t really. I mean, I like nibbling soft, fresh flesh as much as the next guy… but I’m not a blood sucker or anything like that! This didn’t quite work out how I intended… but again, I ran out of daylight (how fitting!) I actually have huge incisors — you know, those canine teeth that vampires have — which is the main…

I’m afraid, because I spent the whole day sitting out in the sun capitalising on the rarest of mythical beasts ‘The British Summer‘, I didn’t get a chance to write anything exciting. Instead, you get a photo story about two annoying terriers that somehow found their way into our garden. Probably chasing rabbits, or each other, or just being plain annoying — I think that’s in the ‘Being A Little Dog Job Description’ somewhere. You can just picture the cover-letter…

I don’t have long to write today. I’m not ashamed to admit the reason why, either: in the last 2 days, I’ve played 20 hours of World of Warcraft. Okay, actually that does sound shameful… but only a little! It’s not like the time I played 60 hours of Final Fantasy VII in 3 days… The last two days have been positively tame in comparison! What is shameful however, is that this blog entry will resemble one of those awful…