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A cheap and cheerful blog post today! Off the back of my ‘World of Whorecraft‘ post yesterday, where curious-cat Claire asked what I might sound like saying ‘Get your ass over here, bitch!’, I have decided to deliver the goods. So, here you go: five different versions! I leave it as an exercise to you, the reader, to decide which accent I actually used in the story. I know what you’re thinking: ‘any excuse to get that big, bulbous microphone…

I haven’t podcasted in a while — I’ve been travelling, or my house has been positively humming with activity and Americans — but now, with normality returning, I’m able to do some more podcasting! So to celebrate my continued photographic excellence and sales, here’s a minute or two of a Brit bumbling his deep, burbling, heart-felt thanks for those that have bought photos… and a little more! (It’s work safe — in fact, I encourage you to play it while…

(Another entry, another podcast! Recorded all in one take without any kind of planning, so the voices you hear are ‘off the cuff’ — I’m particularly proud of my attempt at a crazed feminist. Hopefully there are no repeat or missing paragraphs. It sounds a little bit nasal and wet in places, but hey, I can’t and don’t want to fix that: excess saliva has always served me well in the past.) Once upon a time there were was a…

In an attempt to spice things up a little, I’m going to be podcasting a few blog entries — they’ll simply be an unabridged reading of the entry, possibly with a variety of retarded localised accents to make things interesting. I have no idea if it’ll work well or at all but I may as well give it a try — perhaps continue surfing the web while I read to you in the background? Forgive the vanity to your right……

If you can’t see the audio player, you’ll have to view it on my blog. But it’s only a minute long, and not that exciting, so you can probably skip it, unless you want to hear my impression of a throat-cancer victim. If you hadn’t gathered already, I’m big and imposing, like two conjoined Pavarotti Siamese twins. I’m a fairly prolific person; I don’t do things on a small scale. When I take photos, I take a lot of photos…

Today is Floreta‘s birthday. If you don’t know Floreta — the Solitary Panda — she’s one of my many geeky online friends (actually, she’s probably even a bit dorky, and if you don’t believe me, just wait until you watch her video blog). She’s a poet and photographer, and likes to while away the hours by putting on dark, pensive make-up and pondering existential conundrums. Anyway, I asked her what she wanted for her birthday, and here’s what she said:…